Tuesday 30 November 2010

All Day To Drift Away

This time I won’t,
Come out of my dreams,
This time I’ll just,
Stay in my sleep,
Only alone in my head,
So, go away, leave me be,
Let me escape.

Snooze off and scream in my sleep,
Drag me to the white room,
Bite inside my cheeks so I bleed,
Give me solitary,
Let me be.

This time I won’t,
Come out of my dreams,
This time I’ll just,
Stay in my sleep,
Only alone in my head,
So, go away, leave me be,
Let me escape.

Give me headphones to shut them all up,
Give me my Prozac before I shoot myself,
Give me my pills and a glass of water,
Drink to my good health,
Maybe I have all day to drift away.

This time I won’t,
Come out of my dreams,
This time I’ll just,
Stay in my sleep,
Only alone in my head,
So, go away, leave me be,
Let me escape.

The dark is what keeps me real,
The dark is what helps me live,
The dark is my God,
The only thing I can believe.

This time I won’t,
Come out of my dreams,
This time I’ll just,
Stay in my sleep,
Only alone in my head,
So, go away, leave me be,
Let me escape.

Friday 29 October 2010

SadFace

I want everyone here,
Listen once,
Lately, it’s like I don’t appear,
What impression do I make?
Am I boring, Daddy?
Can you hear me, for God’s sake?

Six-nine-nine-oh,
Confident leather,
Fit from heel to toe,
But nope, not enough,
“Let’s go together,”
And just, puff,
There goes my hope,
For an all new image.

Would it matter,
If I ran away,
Would you even want to take me back.
Crying in the rain,
Head against the track,
Is it my fault that I’m insane?
Where’s my money,
Where’d it go,
Unpretty, unhappy, unfunny,
And I think you know,
What I really want,
Just wish you’d leave me alone.

You took them on,
But you left me out,
Why, what did I do wrong?
It adds to my doubt.
Can I be beautiful?
Can I be cool?
Can I find love?
Least I’m not a tool,
If push comes to shove.

Mommy, mommy,
You’re never online,
Surrogate mommy,
She cares if I’m fine.
“Hey, Panda,
Are you okay?
Sounding a little more depressed,
With each day.”

Would it matter,
If I ran away,
Would you even want to take me back.
Crying in the rain,
Head against the track,
Is it my fault that I’m insane?
Where’s my money,
Where’d it go,
Unpretty, unhappy, unfunny,
And I think you know,
What I really want,
Just wish you’d leave me alone.

I’m sorry I bugged you,
For a puppy when I was seven,
I’m sorry I questioned in school,
Whether there was a heaven,
I’m sorry for the D,
I got in second grade,
I’m sorry I was me,
I’m sorry I’m second rate.

Would it matter,
If I ran away,
Would you even want to take me back.
Crying in the rain,
Head against the track,
Is it my fault that I’m insane?
Where’s my money,
Where’d it go,
Unpretty, unhappy, unfunny,
And I think you know,
What I really want,
Just wish you’d leave me alone.

Friday 17 September 2010

Roll Call

[HOFFMAN wakes up in his APARTMENT, sweating, eyes wide. He looks around, trying to establish reality.]
HOFFMAN:
As dreams go... that was fucked up. Jesus Christ... those weirdoes... [shudders]
[PANDA, SOCKS, RYAN, ELLEN, and DANIKA walk out of the shadows.]
PANDA:
Uh, Hoffy-cakes? We’re still here.
HOFFMAN:
What- What the fuck is going on?!
DANIKA:
Get used to us... ‘cuz we’re not going anywhere.
HOFFMAN:
You sure about that? [walks to the desk, and flips through a PHONE BOOK.]
SOCKS:
Wait, what’re you doing?
HOFFMAN:
I’m calling a psychiatrist. Anti-psychotic drugs, and you’re all gone.
PANDA:
[smiles] You’re not schizophrenic, Hoffman. We’re real, okay?
[HOFFMAN continues to flip through the PHONE BOOK.]
RYAN:
Oooh, I wouldn’t do that, if I were you.
HOFFMAN:
...Are you seriously quoting John at me? How would you know?
ELLEN:
We’re your fans,
We know every aspect of your life,
DANIKA:
We know all about your strife,
We know who you’ll eventually fuck,
With a knife- [winks]
RYAN:
Team Hoffman!
ELLEN:
Love it,
DANIKA:
Hate it,
PANDA:
Wanna-make-love-to-it,
SOCKS:
Five-thousand-posts-shove-a-sharpie-up-it,
PANDA:
What?
SOCKS:
Dark Silence’s bet?
PANDA:
Oh yeah.
HOFFMAN:
None of you’re real,
Don’t bug me,
I’m sane, that’s the deal,
Get outta my fucking head!
RYAN:
Don’t’cha wanna feel,
Any of us,
Maybe not Panda, 
Unless you’re a ped,
NothingwrongwiththatIswear,
PANDA:
Can I touch your hair? [smiles]
RYAN:
Team Hoffman!
ELLEN:
Love it,
DANIKA:
Hate it,
PANDA:
Wanna-make-love-to-it,
SOCKS:
Have-a-cumming-good-time-on-it!
[SOCKS slaps his palm against the outstretched palms of TEAM HOFFMAN, lined up, RYAN closest to HOFFMAN, DANIKA at the other end; SOCKS takes his place between DANIKA and PANDA.]
RYAN:
Ryan, CEO.
ELLEN:
Hoffman-Rules, VP; you can call me Ellen.
PANDA:
SadPanda, Treasurer, Panda for short.
SOCKS:
Socks, Governor General, aka Sebastian-
PANDA:
Just Socks.
DANIKA:
Danika Azrael, Danika, IFUCKINGLOVEYOU!
RYAN:
Team Hoffman!
ELLEN:
Love it,
DANIKA:
Hate it,
PANDA:
Wanna-make-love-to-it,
SOCKS:
Have-a-cumming-good-time-on-it!
HOFFMAN:
Still haven’t explained what’s going on.
RYAN:
Team Hoffman!
ELLEN:
Love it,
DANIKA:
Hate it,
PANDA:
Wanna-make-love-to-it,
SOCKS:
Have-a-cumming-good-time-on-it!
HOFFMAN:
Oh, fuck it.
RYAN:
Team Hoffman!
ELLEN:
Love it,
DANIKA:
Hate it,
PANDA:
Wanna-make-love-to-it,
SOCKS:
Have-a-cumming-good-time-on-it!
TEAM HOFFMAN:
Team Hoffman! Whoooooo! 
Fuck yeah! 
Team Hoffman,
FUCK YEAH!

Thursday 16 September 2010

Team War



PANDA:

One, two, three, FOUR!
[Guitar riff begins.]
PANDA [cont.]:
Sick o’ this bullshit,
‘Team Jill for the win’,
You better split,
Before I leave your heads to spin,
Yeah, I gotta problem,
You wanna know what it is?
These guys aren’t Team Hoffman,
So I gotta take the piss.
TEAM HOFFMAN (excluding PANDA):
O-oh-one, two-oo-oo, three-ee-ee, FOUR!
PANDA:
One, two, three, four,
I declare a Team War,
Gonna be bloody as hell,
Hoffman’s badass,
While Jill’s just a shell,
Go on, then, Team Jill,
Make my day!
But I’ll be taunting you with threats,
Be for Hoffman all the way!
ELLEN:
What’s the appeal,
Of being Team Jill?
Hoffman’s got balls of steel,
And he’s not afraid to kill,
Yeah, she’s got a nice ass,
And stonking great tits,
But I’ll have to pass,
Where are your wits?
We’ve invaded your thread,
All the while making comments,
‘bout how soon Jill’ll be dead,
YEAH!
PANDA:
One, two, three, four,
I declare a Team War,
Gonna be bloody as hell,
Hoffman’s badass,
While Jill’s just a shell,
Go on, then, Team Jill,
Make my day!
But I’ll be taunting you with threats,
Be for Hoffman all the way!
TEAM HOFFMAN:
One, two, three, four,
We declare a Team War,
Gonna be bloody as hell,
Hoffman’s badass,
While Jill’s just a shell,
Go on, then, Team Jill,
Make my day!
But we’ll be taunting you with threats,
Be for Hoffman all the way!
One, two, three, four,
We declare a Team War,
Gonna be bloody as hell,
Hoffman’s badass,
While Jill’s just a shell,
Go on, then, Team Jill,
Make my day!
But we’ll be taunting you with threats,
Be for Hoffman all the way!

Monday 13 September 2010

Next Scene of The Screenplay

Heyah, reader! Now, reading this, you might be thinking "Is this from the same screenplay I read earlier?" Well. Yes. Don't worry, it'll become relevant sooner or later.
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CUT TO:
EXT. SCHOOLYARD, 4:00 PM., AUTUMN. The playground is completely still, but for one little girl, MARIA, around 10, sitting on the swingset, gently swinging back and forth, feet not leaving the ground. The swings squeak; they’re in good need of oiling.
TANYA, 36, walks by the schoolyard and notices MARIA. She stops, staring at the girl just sitting there, alone.
TANYA
Hey, kid. Are you okay?
MARIA looks up to answer. (MARIA’s voice is emotionless throughout the conversation.)
MARIA
...Yeah.
TANYA
Where’s your mommy?
MARIA
She’s not here anymore.
TANYA
Where is she?
MARIA
Daddy won’t tell me.
TANYA walks a little closer, as MARIA looks back down.
TANYA
Where’s your daddy?
MARIA
He’ll be here soon. He’s always late.
TANYA
Well, it’s dangerous for a girl like you to just be sitting here. Now, listen, I’m going to keep you company until your daddy comes by, alright? And then, we can all have a chat, okay?
MARIA
Whatever.
TANYA crouches down to try and make eye contact; MARIA’s eyes are fixed firmly on the ground.
TANYA
What’s your name?
MARIA
What’s yours?
TANYA
I’m Tanya. Tanya Forrester. And you?
MARIA
Maria.
TANYA
And, what’s your daddy’s name?
MARIA spots something from behind TANYA’s shoulder.
MARIA
You can ask him yourself.
TANYA turns around, looking up to see FREEMAN standing there, GLARING at her.
FREEMAN
The fuck are you doing with my daughter?
TANYA
I was keeping her company. You do know you left her alone here?
FREEMAN
Yeah, and I’d prefer it if she was left alone. If you could back off, that’d be great.
(to MARIA, keeping his eyes on TANYA)
C’mon, Maria.
MARIA gets off the swing, skipping to her father’s side, giving TANYA a backward glance. TANYA gets up, glaring at FREEMAN.
TANYA
Listen, I don’t know how long your daughter’s been waiting here for-
FREEMAN
Well, what the hell do you want me to do? Get fired just so I can pick up my little girl on time? It’s my fucking little girl.
TANYA
You’re what’s wrong with this country. What kind of example are you setting for your girl?
FREEMAN
None of your fucking business.
FREEMAN and MARIA exit, walking to their car, leaving TANYA standing at the swingset, staring at them in disgust.

Sunday 12 September 2010

Angelina

[soft piano (melodic) intro]

You’re dead inside,
I feel it too,
A part of you died,
With me,
And you justified,
Everything you’ve done since,
With what happened to me.

[guitar riff begins]

You can’t forget,
You can’t forgive,
I wouldn’t want this to happen to you,
Lay down your grief,
Lay down your rage,
Revenge is a dish best served not at all.

I wouldn’t want this,
I want you to know,
You’re becoming a monster,
It’s beginning to show,
If you go down this road,
You won’t come back,
I want to be alive,
I want you to live your life,
Don’t leave me behind,
But don’t avenge me,
You have to live,
He doesn’t have to die.

You haven’t slept well,
In five years,
Shooting targets with his face,
Something inside you,
Was born that day,
Something I don’t want,
This isn’t okay.
You keep my picture by your desk,
Working the blueprints,
For your crime,
I want to reach out,
Tell you to stop,
But I’m nothing,
Nothing at all,
Just a memory,
Egging you on,
I guess you’ve found,
A reason to live,
Just the wrong one.

You need to forgive,
You need to forget,
I wouldn’t want this to happen to you.
Throw aside grief,
Throw aside rage,
Revenge is a dish best served not at all.

I wouldn’t want this,
I want you to know,
You’re becoming a monster,
It’s beginning to show,
If you go down this road,
You won’t come back,
I want to be alive,
I want you to live your life,
Don’t leave me behind,
But don’t avenge me,
You have to live,
He doesn’t have to die.

Wish we could go back,
To a time of innocence,
Back when I wasn’t with him,
Back when you worked clean,
Back when I looked out for you,
Back when you looked out for me,
I’d crush you in my arms,
Hold you so tight,
Squeeze for my life,
The last hug I’d give,
The last hug you’d get,
Before the tears,
Before the hate,
Whisper in your ear,
“Revenge is a dish served best not at all.”

[instrumental]

(What would your sister think?)
I didn’t want this,
I want you to know,
You’ve become a monster,
You’ve been brought so low,
You’ve gone down this road,
You can’t come back,
I want to be alive,
I want you to live your life,
You can’t leave me behind,
Just had to avenge me,
You needed to live,
He didn’t have to die.

I didn’t want this,
I want you to know,
You’ve become a monster,
You’ve been brought so low,
You’ve gone down this road,
You can’t come back,
I want to be alive,
I want you to live your life,
You can’t leave me behind,
Just had to avenge me,
You needed to live,
He didn’t have to die.

[guitar stops, back to melodic piano]

You’ll join us someday,
Then I can say,
All you had to do was live,
He didn’t have to die.

Screenplay Thingamajigger

EXT. GENERAL STORE 6:20 PM, SUMMER. The street is desolate, the setting sun casting a golden glow onto the pavement, exemplifying the nothingness. Nothing is there to make a sound, not even wind. The sound of drums, GUITAR, and bass (country style) enters the silence, faint at first, growing in sound as the seconds go on.
CHANEY, 17, a dark-haired girl with wild dark eyes, walks into the street, pushing a shopping cart full of miscellaneous objects (BRICKS, GUNS, CEREAL BOXES, BOOKS, HEADPHONES, WIRE, etc.), listening to COUNTRY MUSIC; the sound comes from her earphones, which she takes out. She shuts down her iPod, tosses it into the cart, looking behind her back as she does so; with another few glances to her surroundings, she steps toward the doors of the shopping mall, pushing the cart as gently as she can. She stops just before the range of the automatic doors, and takes a BRICK with one hand, a GUN with the other. She tosses the BRICK at the doors, takes another BRICK, tosses it, and so on, until the weight of the thrown bricks opens the doors; she points her gun at the aperture, just in case something comes out at her. CHANEY walks into the store, gun still readied.

INT. GENERAL STORE; it’s badly-lit, lights flickering at times. CHANEY’s footsteps echo throughout the store, while her breathing struggles to remain calm. Her hand shakes ever so slightly.
CHANEY walks to the front of one aisle, taking a look behind her. She takes a step forward, grabbing a CAN of BEANS, whipping her head around to look behind her. SOMETHING’s moving in the shadows at the other end of the aisle. She fixes her sight on that, stepping backwards.
CHANEY (V.O)
Look behind you, look to the side of you, but never forget that there’s a front of you too.
CHANEY keeps walking backwards, glancing from over her shoulder to in front of her; the shadowed THING seems to be getting closer. She turns around, and breaks into a run, as the THING begins to run after her, growling. She runs out of the store, THING closing in on her.

EXT. GENERAL STORE. CHANEY stumbles into the SUNLIGHT (blinding), turning just as she gets to the cart.
First clear view of the THING (SNAPPER); a large, gray dog in shape and color, but with patches of missing fur, blood in the drool, snarling, eyes blood-shot. It stops in the sun, letting out yelps of pain, clawing at its own eyes.
CHANEY turns the gun on it, aiming for the head, casually pulling the trigger. BRAINS splatter onto her clothes.
CHANEY (V.O) [cont.]
It doesn’t take much to kill them... once they’re in the sunlight. But in the dark, you better have a place to hide and pray.
CHANEY tosses the can into the cart, resuming her pushing it down the street.
CHANEY (V.O) [cont.]
Sandfield. Population a week ago, two thousand and thirty-seven. Population now, one tourist. Me.
CUT TO: CHANEY in a room, talking into a tape recorder.
CHANEY
But like me, they don’t stick around long. Once everyone’s gone... they move on. And I move with them, well, once the food’s gone. You probably don’t know who they are. Well, let me tell you this: you’re in for a helluva ride. Once they get there, they don’t stop. They don’t stop, until bones litter the street. People call me Chaney. And you could say I’m the last person standing.
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