Team War

PANDA:

One, two, three, FOUR!

[Guitar riff begins.]

PANDA [cont.]:

Sick o’ this bullshit,

‘Team Jill for the win’,

You better split,

Before I leave your heads to spin,

Yeah, I gotta problem,

You wanna know what it is?

These guys aren’t Team Hoffman,

So I gotta take the piss.

TEAM HOFFMAN (excluding PANDA):

O-oh-one, two-oo-oo, three-ee-ee, FOUR!

PANDA:

One, two, three, four,

I declare a Team War,

Gonna be bloody as hell,

Hoffman’s badass,

While Jill’s just a shell,

Go on, then, Team Jill,

Make my day!

But I’ll be taunting you with threats,

Be for Hoffman all the way!

ELLEN:

What’s the appeal,

Of being Team Jill?

Hoffman’s got balls of steel,

And he’s not afraid to kill,

Yeah, she’s got a nice ass,

And stonking great tits,

But I’ll have to pass,

Where are your wits?

We’ve invaded your thread,

All the while making comments,

‘bout how soon Jill’ll be dead,

YEAH!

PANDA:

One, two, three, four,

I declare a Team War,

Gonna be bloody as hell,

Hoffman’s badass,

While Jill’s just a shell,

Go on, then, Team Jill,

Make my day!

But I’ll be taunting you with threats,

Be for Hoffman all the way!

TEAM HOFFMAN:

One, two, three, four,

We declare a Team War,

Gonna be bloody as hell,

Hoffman’s badass,

While Jill’s just a shell,

Go on, then, Team Jill,

Make my day!

But we’ll be taunting you with threats,

Be for Hoffman all the way!

One, two, three, four,

We declare a Team War,

Gonna be bloody as hell,

Hoffman’s badass,

While Jill’s just a shell,

Go on, then, Team Jill,

Make my day!

But we’ll be taunting you with threats,

Be for Hoffman all the way!